Sunday, March 21, 2010

Amish "Bombshell" Breaks Up Sandra Bullock's Marriage

Okay, the world is crazy, but this is the craziest thing I've heard in a long time. If you don't follow the tabloids (I don't either, but I still found this out) you may not realize that Sandra Bullock, who just won an Oscar for The Blind Side, learned this week that her husband, Jesse James, is cheating on her with a tattoo model, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Among other salacious details from Bombshell McGee is that she grew up Amish, left the church when she was 16 and her parents won't speak to her. (You don't say!) Who knows how much if her story is true, but if she really did grow up Amish, you can be sure that her real name isn't "Michelle McGee." But then who is going to pay to see a tattoo model named Amanda Yoder?



I guess if Amish can grow up to be lawyers, then why not sluts?

11 comments:

forsythia said...

What's this about leaving the church at 16? I didn't think Amish young people joined the church until they got married. She's just having a little longer rumspringa that most.

Crockhead said...

They do join the church before they get married, usually at 17 or 18, but I expect what she means is that she left the Amish culture and her family when she was 16. Talk about rumspringa!!!

Gnightgirl said...

Pretty funny, Crock.

rdl said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

I think she is making this claim to make herself more exotic. Here is a link to her high school yearbook photo which shows that she was a normal high school kid - http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/21/jesse-james-alleged-mistress-michelle-mcgee-high-school-photos/

She has also claimed that she grew up on Quebec which doesn't have any Amish.

Dannie

Anonymous said...

She is putting people on. At other times she says she was raised in Quebec. Here is a link to her high school yearbook photo. Doesn't look very Amish - http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/21/jesse-james-alleged-mistress-michelle-mcgee-high-school-photos/

Dannie

Crockhead said...

How do you know that is the same person as the marriage- busting tattoo model? If she was Amish, her name certainly wasn't Michelle McGee. The Michelle McGee in the yearbook is attending a high school in Ohio. There may be a different one who grew up in Quebec. And the person now calling herself Michelle McGee may really be Amanda Yoder who never went to high school.

Anonymous said...

I checked for the comments immediately after realizing that you mentioned lawyers and sluts in the same sentence !

You opened yourself up to comparisons; please forgive me!

Crockhead said...

I don't have half as many tattoos, Anonymous. Also, I would never hit on Sandra Bullock's husband.

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easy said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/26/michelle-mcgees-dad-defen_n_515521.html?ref=twitter

guess she wasn't raised Amish