Friday, December 22, 2006

Testosterone Anyone?

The secretaries in our office got together and bought gift certificates for the partners. I was happy with mine, which was to Walnut Street Tea Company, where I like to go to buy teas. That is until I found out my partner's gift certificate is for Hooter's! Now I'm afraid I was insulted and didn't know it. Today, for the first time in history I wore jeans to work on jeans Friday. By God, I'm nothin' if not manly. Just because I drink tea instead of coffee don't mean nothin'. (I'm going to start droppin' my g's like George Bush. That helped him get over the stigma of being a cheerleader instead of a football player in college.) The secretaries promised to get me a gift certificate for Lowe's next year. I'll buy me a big drill or somethin'. Either that or find me a country to invade.

5 comments:

rdl said...

Dont' even joke, i prefer the teadrinker!!

gerry rosser said...

Have you ever actually tried to eat anything at Hooters? I'd rather eat a big Mac. As for the Hooter Hoochies, I remain unimpressed.

Now, I don't drink a lot of tea, but indulge at times in green, white, or herbal tea.

Debra Hope said...

Believe me, you weren't insulted. In these days of insipid insults and ludicrous lawsuits, it's your partner who should be worried.

Lauren said...

Hey, maybe the other guy was insulted and has written so on his blog. And no doubt he is assiduously learning to drink tea and to call movies "films."

Rodger said...

Be an individual. Where a suit and tie on casual Friday. Hell, buy a bow tie and learn to tie it instead of clipping it on. Real men don't go to Hooters. They go to restaurants that require jackets and have Bombay Saphire behind the bar for martini's.