Having grown up Amish, it is no big shock to me to find out that Amish(and conservative Christians generally) are not morally or ethically superior in any way to their more worldly neighbors. But Amish, in particular, have such great public relations that the world, in general, is surprised to find out their values are just like everyone else's. So, Floyd Landis, the ex-Amish bicyclist, whose parents took such care in raising him that they shielded him from such corrupting influences as television and movies, turns out to be as big a liar as the worst beer-guzzling, couch-potato, porn-movie watching atheist.
Landis, you may recall, was stripped of his title, after winning the 2006 Tour de France, because evidence of doping turned up in his post-race blood test. Landis has spent the last four years defending himself; soliciting contributions to a fund to sue the Tour de France for stripping him of his title; turning up on television (as recently as several weeks ago on Larry King Live) to proclaim his innocence.
Now, a few days ago, he admits it was all a big lie. But, he says, he was not the only one. Everyone else was doing it too, including his former teammate and best friend, Lance Armstrong. I have no idea whether everyone else was doing it too, but I sure wouldn't take Floyd Landis's word for it. He's an admitted liar. The best thing for Landis to do is to go back to Pennsylvania, and help his father clean out the barn. He has proven he is an expert at shoveling manure. And he won't need any dope to enhance his performance.